THE ROOMMATE

I really lucked up in the college roommate department with Yvonne, but I didn't know just how much until I met her parents.

I know it's inappropriate to be lusting after Mr. & Mrs. Yu while spending the holiday break at their house, but I’ve never felt anything like it before and I’m certain that I never will again.

So maybe this is the point of being young: experiencing new things because I can and I want to. And I do…want to…have one night fulfilling my ultimate fantasy, so I know just how good it can be getting everything I want.

That's what my roommate's parents give me, and I don't regret a thing.

THE NANNY

I know what people see when they look at me. I know what they assume. That I'm my kids's nanny. That my husbands are my employers. I don't know why it annoys me, but it does. It activates some primal part of me and makes me want to stake a claim on my place in my family. And what better way to do that than to get pregnant again?

Besides, trying to get pregnant is great for short-term stress relief, and that's just what I need right now.

THE SET UP

When life gives me lemons, I don't just make lemonade, I make a way. When my parents ended up in federal prison, I remade myself into a mild-mannered secretary to a rich and sexy man who can't keep it in his pants.

And when my boss's wife comes to me for evidence of his cheating ways, I give them both more than they bargained for.

BIRTHDAY GIRL

Best laid plans...

When my best friend bails on our trip to Mexico, I meet a younger man who is charming, sexy, smart, and very talented with his hands.

...are just a suggestion.